February 2012
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finalellipsis:
at least I’m safe inside my mind
at least I’m safe inside my mind
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neopetporn:
a fart is the scream of a trapped poo
“Boom, Bam, Bop, Bada Bop Boom, Pow.”
– Supa Hot Fire (via incestualcougar)
I can’t
A Bag of Nails
ageofreason:
Once upon a time there was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he should hammer a nail in the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. But gradually, the number of daily nails dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence....
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cutecuddlykitties replied to your post: HAY
Just yknow at work… today my boss emailed me about my “poor performance quality” so i responded with a picture of queen latifah. How you dooin?
hahahahahaha, good. pay raise guaranteed. just yknow at work too… today i ate a donut aaaand that’s mostly it. do you still have the same number?
cutecuddlykitties asked: HAY
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anniesboobs replied to your post: I wonder when I’ll get to that point in my life…
When there are no more files to name, that’ll be the time.
wisdom
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I wonder when I’ll get to that point in my life where I stop naming random files HUUUUGEBOONGERS.doc
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anniesboobs replied to your photo: jesus christ, guys.
Does this mean that you are so fucked that the only way you could be more fucked is by dying?
i think the only way i’m NOT fucked is by dying.
(no but really my loan situation is not too bad at all)
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January 2012
19 posts
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when high school kids complain about midterms
when people complain about people complaining
when people
when
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Sum
In the afterlife you relive all your experiences, but this time with the events reshuffled into a new order: all the moments that share a quality are grouped together.
You spend two months driving the street in front of your house, seven months having sex. You sleep for thirty years without opening your eyes. For five months straight you flip through magazines while sitting on the toilet.
You...
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